Riviera Collection · Edition Nº 04

Offline · Set of 2Navy & white beach sheets

Limited summer run · ~440 sets·600 GSM Australian cotton·Oeko-Tex® certified

Out of office.
Out of range.

A beach sheet the size of a manifesto. The towel that gives you permission to stop replying.

What you'll need →1 towel·1 toggle·0 willpower

DND

Do Not Disturb · Try it →

Flip to go offline

Slack · #launch-roomnow

Jess: quick one — you around?

sry to keep poking just need 2 min on the deck before EOD ❤️

Gmail · Inbox2m

Re: Re: Re: Q3 alignment (now Friday?)

Just bumping this — looping in everyone again. Sorry, last bump I promise.

Jun14

Calendar · Invite5m

Quick sync? Sat 11am? 🙏

Won't take long — promise. Saturday, 11am–11:30am.

Messages8m

Mom

Did you see Aunt Linda's text? She said her phone was broken.

LinkedIn11m

A recruiter wants to connect

"Saw your background and I'd love to chat about an exciting opportunity…"

Status · Offline

Nothing to see here.

Now showingThe Offline TowelNavy & white · Set of 2

In stock · Ships in 1–2 days · Free returns

Beach Towel (Single)$97

Or just hit Do Not Disturb

— The Riviera Theory —

Everyone packs a beach towel.
Almost no one actually
leaves their phone in the car.

— Tools of the trade —

Your away messages,
written for you.

Three things to set before you leave. Then put the phone down.

Mail · Out of Office Auto-Reply

From: you@offline.com

Re: literally anything

I'm offline. Specifically, under a 600 GSM Australian cotton towel, approximately three feet from a body of water.

I'll respond when the towel needs washing. Not before.

For genuine emergencies, please define "emergency."

— sent from the Riviera

offline-beach-towel-navy.jpg

600 GSM · Australian cotton · 2.1 MB

Attached.

Slack · Set Your Status

general

You

Active in none of your channels

🏖️ Out of office

"On the towel. Back when the towel needs washing."

Clear after:Don't clear it

Status: Offline.

Calendar · This Week

June 2026

‹ · ›

9:00 AMOffline

11:30 AMOffline

2:00 PMStill offline

All daySee above

Event cover · Offline.jpg

Recurring · weekly.

Riviera Drop · Selling FastEdition Nº 04

Offline Beach Towels

Reversible navy stripe · 600 GSM · 100% Australian cotton · Set of 2

$97Beach Towel (Single)

Colorway

Navy & White — reversible

In stock · Ships in 1–2 days·Ships free over $100·30-day returns

— A note on signal —

Some texts
can wait until Monday.

Set the auto-reply. Set the towel down. Let the rest sort itself out.

Work

Friday · 4:47 PM

you around?

need 2 min

it's kind of urgent 😬

I'm offline through Sunday. On the towel. If it's actually urgent, I'll see you Monday.

…

ok yeah it can wait

— Stay in the Riviera —

It travels better
with company.

The Offline towel lives in the Riviera collection — navy stripe, navy windowpane, the works.

Pairs With

The Indoor Half

Miramar Bath Towels

Same navy. Architectural windowpane. For when the beach day ends and the bath ritual begins.

Best Value

The Whole Riviera

The Riviera Collection Set

An editorial curation of seaside essentials. Architectural towels, mineral candle, downtime as an art form.

2× Miramar Washcloth + 2× Bath Towel
2× Nautilus Washcloth + 4× Hand Towel
2× Nautilus Bath Towel
1× Salted Rivage ceramic candle

— The closing argument —

Go offline.

A beach sheet the size of a manifesto. Reversible navy. 600 GSM. 30-day returns · no restocking fee.

DND won't toggle itself.

Offline · Beach Towel (Single)

Navy & white$97